In my quest to become more domestic, I bought a set of hair clippers at Target today!
Since I have both children in school all day, I feel the need to learn things - sometimes things that are better left to the professionals. Anywhoo - my particular kit came with a cape and everything. This afternoon before football practice I took Jere outside to the driveway and decided to play barber.
David had just arrived home and was unloading and reloading his truck for Matthews Matters (which will be a post all in itself on Saturday!). When he realized what I was about to do I swear/promise I saw his eyes roll. Too bad I did not have my camera with me!
I started to use the clippers on Jere's head and I guess I wasn't holding them correctly, because nothing happened - i.e. no hair came off his head. So I went inside and loaded the clippers with the shortest one possible - it still wouldn't cut.
So David tried it - oh it worked all right. It took off some serious hair. I decided to switch clippers back to a longer one. Long story short - I BUTCHERED my child's hair. It looked pitiful.
David announced that there was no way he could go to school (or anywhere for that matter) with his hair looking like it did. He suggested I take him to the only place that he could think of that could rectify the horrible hair situation - the Waxhaw Barber Shop. I would link to the Barber Shop, but they are not technically savvy and do not have a website.
So into the van we go to the Waxhaw Barber shop - it took a while to get there due to the traffic and all. On the way there, Jere was saying how he could wear a hat tomorrow because tomorrow is Hat Day - it's Homecoming Week at their school. We walk in there and it's like a return to Mayberry. Everyone is talking about current affairs - Was it right for McCain to "suspend" his campaign? What will Obama do? Have you seen gas anywhere?
When Jere's turn comes up I explain to the barber what I did and everyone in the place starts laughing! Jere's shirt was covered in hair and the hair on his head was a complete mess. Of course, all's well that ends well - his hair is fixed, he made it to football practice and I don't think he is messed up for life because of this.
Tomorrow afternoon I'm going to try my barber skills on David!